"Don’t drag your teeth on my cock, you fucking donkey!"
most shounen ai stuff make me sad
relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)
It’s amazing that ADULTS still bully. You’d think it wouldn’t transcend to the work place but high school antics literally never end. You just wear a nice suit while it happens.
a piece of celery could have a beard and some chest hair and ya’ll would be like “wooff yum hello daddy ;)”